22 Delusional Thoughts All People In Los Angeles Have

Lost in Angeles.

"I'll worry about parking when I get there."

Reality: Worry about it now because there AIN'T GONNA BE ANY PARKING.

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"I know what to do during an earthquake."

Reality: "HOLY FUCK IS THIS AN EARTHQUAKE?!?!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?@!@#@!#@"

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"I'll start the [insert ridiculous juice cleanse and/or diet] tomorrow."

Reality: It will always be "tomorrow." The power of gluten is both satanic and irresistible.

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"There shouldn't be much traffic at this time of day."

Reality: THERE'S ALWAYS TRAFFIC.

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