Friends are the best. Until you try to get them to eat food together.
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1. A week in advance, you send an email asking where people want to go.
2. No one writes back until the day of.
3. Your extremely picky friend says, "idk i'm fine w whatever."
4. Someone sends a link to a restaurant that only serves tiny meat pies.
5. Your unemployed friend says, "Can we go somewhere cheap, I'm on a budget."
6. Someone suggests a place that only has a $78 prix-fixe menu because they "feel like it's been getting a lot of good buzz."
7. Your friend who lives somewhere horribly inconvenient asks if it can be near their apartment.
8. You decide to just pick a place yourself.
9. You make a reservation and tell everyone to meet at the restaurant at 7:30.
10. One person texts to ask if you could eat at 9 p.m. instead because they "had a late lunch."
11. You decline to respond.
12. They arrive 30 minutes late to get revenge.
13. The host tells you your group can't sit until everyone gets there.
14. There's no room to sit at the bar so you all squeeze together in the entryway while waiters bump into you and give you side-eye.
15. Someone you only invited to be nice shows up with a random friend they didn't tell you about.
16. Because of the random friend you have to wait another hour because you need a bigger table now.
17. You sit down at 9 p.m.
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