23 Reasons Why Pandas Are The Biggest Jerks On The Planet

Don’t believe the hype. H/T The two people who suggested this post to me at a party.

Well let's start with the obvious, they stubbornly refuse to reproduce.

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The bastards even pretend to be pregnant to get preferential treatment.

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Look at how cute their babies are. Stop playing around and start mating you lazy panda jerks.

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They scare far too easily.

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